- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Kim Kardashian.

Freedom of Speech

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Rick Perry.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

The WNBA.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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