Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Potato salad

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Scott

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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