What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Women's rights.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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