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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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American healthcare.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What is a dog? Bark

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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