Women's rights.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A black succeeds

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Hitler

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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