- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Liars go to hell! -God

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

A Jew returns change.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Five guys one rape.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Anti jokes are funny

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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