- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Global Warming.

So one time this woman was learning...

A black man says "ask" correctly.

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