Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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kennah campion... being nice

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Women's rights.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A black succeeds

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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black people. that is all...

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Hitler

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