A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

I got shot, you laughed

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

johann grayson being liked

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Hello

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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