- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

does this look unsure to you?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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