A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Black people are innocent.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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I won the game.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Military intelligence.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Penis

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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