What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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The WNBA.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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