...Jack Vale

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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