- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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