What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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