Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Freedom of Speech

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What time is it? 10:58

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

johann grayson being liked

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Hello

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What will happen when a black person die they die

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

a horse walks into a barn

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Women's rights

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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