Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What what In the butt

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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