Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What is Jason? Black.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

knock knock come in

gays

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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