How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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A Jew returns change.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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poop.........

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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