Johnny just finished his pie.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Carlton

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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