How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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