if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

A baby seal walks in to a club

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Black Poeple

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A black man killed someone

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Shit.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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