- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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