Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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