Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Women's rights

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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No joke.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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