Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

I got shot, you laughed

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

If life hands you lemons Take them

The jets are a good team..

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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