There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Military intelligence.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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