What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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George W. Bush

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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