What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Jess Burns

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Military intelligence.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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