What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Religion

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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I hate you.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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