What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Religion

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I'm Spartacus

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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