1+1= 69

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Carlton

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Black people are innocent.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Obama

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