Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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your all shit at jokes

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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George W. Bush

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Global Warming.

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arse

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Womens Sports

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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