What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Ruller

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Laura Pratz..

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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