Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Kate

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Jess Burns

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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