why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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womens rights

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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