- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why Because

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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