What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

i like potatoes

hi my name is? joe

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's in there? Get outta there...

black people. that is all...

The mets are 3-0 this season

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

potato

So one time this woman was learning...

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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