I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Real jokes.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

i am predestal

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A homeless person dies.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

how does peploe get around they walk

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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