What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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chuck norris

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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