Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Dear John,

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Mexicans working in an office

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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