- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

ruddell and dodds anal

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

barack osama

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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