- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

what is brown and sticky? a stick

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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