Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

this website...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

That's what he said.

Two women were sitting in silence.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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