What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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