They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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your life

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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