- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Herman Cain

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Knock Knock. Go away!

minorities

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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