What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Haha pizza

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Fruitcake

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Shit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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