What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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jokes r dumb

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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