- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A women walks out of a kitchen.

I LIKE TURLES.

i am predestal

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Women rights..

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

A fish walks into a bar

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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