A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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