why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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