- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Please don't rape me.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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