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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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