What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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