- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A horse walks into a bar...n

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

PENIS

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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