A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Hi poop!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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