Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Anti Joke

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