why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

i like potatoes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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