What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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