- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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