what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Fruitcake

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Noah is Smart.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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