- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

...and I'm a Mormon.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Dan O'Driscoll

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

whats red white and blue? i dont know

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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