gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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