Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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knock knock come in

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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