What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Come in

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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you are gay

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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