knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

yo mama so fat she's fat

justin littleton. nuff said

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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