Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Go away.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Can I touch it?

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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