Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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drugs.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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fart

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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