- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

justin littleton. nuff said

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Pianca going ham

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Obama.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Jewish People

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Josh kissing a girl

Covietz has a large penis

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