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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

God.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Women's rights

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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