- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Women Drivers.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Women's Golf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Baseball

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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