I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Rob Bell

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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drugs.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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