*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Write your own

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

your momma's an antijoke

penisface

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

What color is my lamp? Brown

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

your face.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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