i wish i was a tree !

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

you are gay

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Bing

a black father

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

lololololololololol

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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