- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

A Muslim blows up a bar

beiber i straight

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

corey is a nipplepotomus

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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