Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

I am really good at math debating

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

...and I'm a Mormon.

What break when you talk?

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Knock Knock Good one...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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