Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

I don't get it

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

gay marriage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Jewish People

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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