A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

W.N.B.A.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Tacos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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