- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

One Big Ass Mistake America

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Pianca going ham

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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