your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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