how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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lewis bedford

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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9:11 make a wish

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newt gingrich

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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