A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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I dislike old people.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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That's what he said.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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