Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's 6+2? 16

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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