jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Benevolent villain.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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