If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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no u

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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whats gay ? you

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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