- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

look left now look right. washing machine

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

no u

whats gay ? you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How Long is a Chinese man.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Can I touch it?

A homeless person dies.

I LIKE TURLES.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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