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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

your face.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

French people

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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