A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Women's rights.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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A black person in the NHL

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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