- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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