When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Black people are clen.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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