What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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i heart wiener

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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