What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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this website...

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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a little girl gets raped

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Go away.

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Anti Joke

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