i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Women's rights

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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