How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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