Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A man walks into a bar.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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