Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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lol

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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NEVER

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Anti Joke

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