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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Obama.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

I am a real homosexual

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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