- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Jewish People

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

It's your mother, open the door.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Hey Caleb.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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