Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

American Idol

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Grapefruit.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

You know George Washington? He died.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

baby seal walks into a bar

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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