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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Pavel Novak

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

you will die someday

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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