- Anti Joke

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Avery has crabs.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.