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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

you will die someday

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

So dont touch it

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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