A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A jew went to Germany.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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BUTTERFARTING

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Water, please.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A black goes to college

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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