- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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