Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

you will die someday

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A jew went to Germany.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

NEVER

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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