- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's white and sticky? Glue

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Josh kissing a girl

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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