- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

planking.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

women's rights

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A guy is playing cod

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

I have read the Terms of Service.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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